Joseph Wolverton

Joseph Bennett Wolverton, also known as His Accidency Trumpet Player for Life, Section Leader Joseph Gerard Bennett Wolverton II, Lord of all the Horns of the Brass and Fifes of the Woodwinds, and Most Handsome Fat Man on Earth in His Own Opinion (born 11 March 2001) is an American singer, musician, and actor, and a highly-decorated section leader in his high school's marching band.

Joe is a member of Off-Center and has only starred in OFF News so far. His hobbies include playing video games, eating, sleeping, and yelling at stupid people on the internet. Despite his many appearances on-stage and his overinflated ego when writing his own wiki page, he has been described as timid and uptight in public.